\u0160ola je dovolj resna tema, da se lahko o njej tudi \u0161alimo. No, moramo se, da pre\u017eivimo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Preskakovanje<\/strong>\n\u00bbJanezek, zakaj ska\u010de\u0161 po u\u010dilnici!?\u00ab jezno kri\u010di u\u010diteljica.\n\u00bbU\u010diteljica, pa saj ste rekli v\u010deraj \u2026\u00ab\n\u00bbKaj sem rekla?\u00ab\n\u00bbDa \u010de se dovolj potrudim, lahko presko\u010dim razred!\u00ab<\/p>\n\n\n\n Na klancu\n<\/strong> U\u010diteljica v pogovoru z u\u010denci:\n\u00bbJanezek, mama mi je povedala, da zelo rad bere\u0161.\u00ab\n\u00bbTako je,\u00ab potrdi Janezek.\n\u00bbSi \u017ee bral? Na klancu?\u00ab\n\u00bbNe, jaz berem, kjer ho\u010dem!\u00ab<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0160portne novice\n<\/strong> Mali Janezek sedi v \u0161olski klopi in prebira \u0161portne novice. Opazi ga u\u010diteljica:\n\u00bbJanezek, takoj odlo\u017ei novice in se prika\u017ei pred tablo.\u00ab\nJanezek vstane ter po\u010dasi pristopi do u\u010diteljice. Ta na tablo na napi\u0161e 3:3 ter povpra\u0161a po rezultatu.\n\u00bbNeodlo\u010deno!\u00ab ji v \u0161portnem duhu odgovori Janezek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pri naravoslovju\n<\/strong> \u00bbNo Bu\u010dek, ti pa zdaj lepo povej, koliko kosti ima\u0161 v telesu?\u00ab\n\u00bbNajmanj dva tiso\u010d petsto.\u00ab\nU\u010ditelj: \u00bbZakaj pa me nisi v\u010deraj poslu\u0161al, ko sem razlo\u017eil, da je v \u010dlove\u0161kem telesu dvesto kosti.\u00ab\nBu\u010dek: \u00bbSaj sem! Ampak sem danes zjutraj jedel sardine.\u00ab<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vi\u0161ina \u0161ole\n<\/strong> U\u010diteljica vpra\u0161a u\u010denca: \u00bbKoliko je visoka \u0161ola???\u00ab\nOn ji odgovori: \u00bbDva metra.\u00ab\nU\u010diteljica vpra\u0161a: \u00bbZakaj ravno toliko?\u00ab\nU\u010denec re\u010de: \u00bbKer jo imam \u010dez glavo.\u00ab<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pri kemiji\n<\/strong> Janezek pride domov iz \u0161ole in ga o\u010dka vpra\u0161a: \u00bbKaj ste imeli danes na urniku?\u00ab\nJanezek odgovori: \u00bbImeli smo kemijo.\u00ab\nO\u010dka ga vpra\u0161a: \u00bbKaj ste pa delali?\u00ab\nJanezek odvrne: \u00bbDelali smo dinamit!\u00ab\nO\u010dka spet vpra\u0161a: \u00bbKaj pa imate jutri v \u0161oli na urniku?\u00ab\nJanezek vpra\u0161a: \u00bbKak\u0161ni \u0161oli?\u00ab<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tia Babi\u0107, Beti Bandelj, Alja Sterle, Chlo\u00e9 Amand<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u0160ola je dovolj resna tema, da se lahko o njej tudi \u0161alimo. No, moramo se, da pre\u017eivimo. Preskakovanje \u00bbJanezek, zakaj ska\u010de\u0161 po u\u010dilnici!?\u00ab jezno kri\u010di u\u010diteljica. \u00bbU\u010diteljica, pa saj ste rekli v\u010deraj \u2026\u00ab \u00bbKaj sem...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":43957,"featured_media":203,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-leto-2019-20-stevilka-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/43957"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":287,"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/287"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ospruleeiskrice.splet.arnes.si\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}